I’m a food lover, but far from a ‘foodie’. The word ‘foodie’ conjures up hideous images of stuffy silver service dining, small portions and pretentious prattlings about ambience and the like. It also seems to involve a lot of French words for some reason, where English would suffice rather nicely. In my world, good food is just that, whether it’s served on the finest china plate or extracted in savage fashion from a KFC bucket. Beyond that, it’s a fantastic backdrop for great times spent with wonderful, entertaining people, all of whom are able to relate on some level to the visceral thrill of the perfect palate pleaser (except for vegetarians that is, I mean what IS that all about?!).
We’re blessed in the Western Cape to be surrounded by a plethora of fantastic eateries, all boasting their own unique flavours and specialities. The goal of this blog is to bring you an everyman’s perspective of the Cape’s vast array of cuisine – from cheap dives to five star finery – so that you can take advantage of living in this little slice of culinary heaven, without rendering yourself bankrupt, or worse, fat.
So join me on my adventure as I bring you my Tales from the Table…Bon Appetit (Last time I use French I promise!)

You are so incredibly talented my bibble. Can’t wait for the next fix. xxx
I am sooooooo impressed and excited about tis venture of yours! The descriptions are lifelike and I feel like I am with you in the kitchen!WOW dude you are so talented and I am with you on this journey!
Rob! This is fantastic! Congratulations, I am blown away by your talent!
x
Brilliant! You are fabulous. I need more now…
Well done – Robert – I love it! The Boland awaits.
I didn’t realise that I had produced such a talented son! Well done and look forward to the next installment!
Absolutely fantastic,, LOVE it!!!!! Keep on writing my boy
you area food blog genuis ,the blog is amazing and makes me very hungry with the way you describe things so deliciously.Very proud of you my gabby ,we will add to this in the land of the arabs ……Keep on writing xxx
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!! Keep it coming!
Bert – I heart it so much…pure GENIUS! xxx
You should seriously start a show – reading this felt like I was watching Rob’s version of Diners, Drive in’s and Dives…. So entertaining!
This is a great website for lovers of good food. Well done and God speed to your future culinary endeavours!
Hi Rob!
Great website. I have a few foodie clients I would like to introduce to you via restaurant reviews, product reveiws, etc. Please send me your email address and contact number in order for me to chat to you about the opportunities.
Thank you and kind regards,
Leozette Roode
021 812 2670
I must come to Cape Town!